Dian.

Helloooo :D Can't believe it's been more than a month since I last blogged! I actually miss blogging. Didn't go to school today cos not retaking MT paper so lazed around all day at home.

Nothing much to say about O level papers, just that I tried my best. Hopefully, it turns out okay. Last paper tomorrow!

Anyway here's something that will hopefully make you laugh! My favourites are bolded~

Things To Do In An Elevator

1) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
2) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
3) Ask, “did you feel that?”
4) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
5) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic. They’ll open up again.”
6) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
7) Tell people that you can see their aura.
8) Call out, “GROUP HUG!” and enforce it.
9) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM,” and back away slowly.
12) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
13) Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce “I have new socks on.”
14) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!!”
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
16) Hold the doors open, and say that you’re waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”
17) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
18) Start a sing-along.
19) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
20) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.